ZOOTOPIA

An engineered habitat in which animals simulate their natural life functions, in isolation from other species, cordonned off from the outside world by walls, left to focus on themselves in the absence of external stimulus, under static conditions, where physical movement cannot bring about travel due to the boundaries on the enclosed space, and a domesticated and inward-looking mental state results from the unchanging external surroundings and the sense of confinement ...

is ... a zoo. Or is it a health and fitness club?

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